Thursday, October 28, 2010

J Beibs VS Voldemort.

               Personaly, im not one to judge, but when it all comes down to my topic, "J Beibs Vs thee one and only Lord Voldemort, theres a very obvious answer to the question: Who would win?

              In one corner, "The one who must not be named" weighing in at over 150 pounds, A dark wizzard, who graduated from the highly famous, Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, who may not be the prettyest face this side of England, but at least he has straight teeth...  LOOOOORD VOLDEMORT!!!
             In the other end weighing in at 28 pounds, the flippy haired, fruity tooty, 16 year old boy from Canada (unfortunatly), coming in with a estimated record sales of over 225,000, and a unexpectedly high vocal range for a male thats gone through puberty...JUSTIN BEIBER!
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FIGHT RESULTS:

 Voldemort got 1 or 2 punches in before Justin Beiber started crying, and asking for his mommy. When Voldemort wouldnt stop, Justin Beiber pulled the whole "STOP, GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONE" routine..witch actually sent Voldemort to the ground! Justin Beiber won the match.
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INTERVIEWS:

Voldermort: *HISS* i dont know what hit me, the second he opened his mouth..i just couldnt take his high pitched, voice! I didnt even hit him in the groin!

Beiber: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOH DID U SEE THAT! I WONT! HEHEHEHE *giggle *giggle.
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Well that raps it up for todays match folks, the punches...the wales..the prissy feminine teenager, what a fight.

Monday, October 18, 2010

TOP 3! - Kris Marsel

       My top 3 topic will be top 3 bands of all time. I chose to rate them on populatiry, how old the bands are, and also how well there records sold, witch is pretty much popularity again.

       Coming in at 3rd place is Micheal Jackson, to date he has sold a estimated 750,000,000 - 300,000,000 Albums world wide. As we all know, Micheal Jackson was huge, he was a entertainer since he was a small child, and he could dance really well also! He was extremely popular in his prime.

       Now 2nd, Elvis Presley, who was EXTREMLY popular, he sold approximatly 1 billion - 600 million albums. He is one of the most popular American singers of the 20th century. He was, and quite possibly still is a cultural icon.

      Finnaly, The Beatles, in my opinion, the biggest musicians around. They sold approximaty 1.1 billion albums - 700 million, and they were only active for 10 years. Increadable eh? They are the most commercialy succesful and critticly acclaimed acts of the 20th century

Monday, October 4, 2010

Twilight.

OK, I'm not gonna lie, Twilight, is probably the best book i have read in a really long time.

     So, having been a avid Harry Potter, and Series of Unfortunate Events fan for the longest time, gave up on reading after all those books are finished, and no longer have books in the series being written. Alot of people, almost all girls have been reading twilight, and i never even thought about it...until this summer.
    My neighbour Courtney offered to lend me Twilight after i have openly admitted to not reading a good book in a long time, and after hesitating, decited to give in and only read "the first 50 pages or so just to give it a try". I didn't really do it (of course) until we needed a book to read in English, and my friend Oben, and Harman both got Twilight, knowing i was also reading it. That, my motivation, pushed me to start reading and not feel ashamed of it. I've read about half the book or so, and i find myself reading it more and more as the weeks go by, Its a gripping book, and the relationship between Bella, and Eward is exciting. I'm not sure why I'm so interested in it to be honest..maybe its because watching the movie, made me like Kiersten Steward, the actress who plays Bella, i find her quite attractive. My main problem, is people like Adam who decided anyone who reads it is a flaming homosexual. I'm not just saying its all just Adam, but he's the most recent case..actually as I'm writing this..so, that's probably the biggest thing.

   I honestly don't care what people think about me reading it, I'm on page 257/512, and I'm gonna finish it, no matter what people say, who knows i may even read the next one.