Personaly, im not one to judge, but when it all comes down to my topic, "J Beibs Vs thee one and only Lord Voldemort, theres a very obvious answer to the question: Who would win?
In one corner, "The one who must not be named" weighing in at over 150 pounds, A dark wizzard, who graduated from the highly famous, Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry, who may not be the prettyest face this side of England, but at least he has straight teeth... LOOOOORD VOLDEMORT!!!
In the other end weighing in at 28 pounds, the flippy haired, fruity tooty, 16 year old boy from Canada (unfortunatly), coming in with a estimated record sales of over 225,000, and a unexpectedly high vocal range for a male thats gone through puberty...JUSTIN BEIBER!
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FIGHT RESULTS:
Voldemort got 1 or 2 punches in before Justin Beiber started crying, and asking for his mommy. When Voldemort wouldnt stop, Justin Beiber pulled the whole "STOP, GO AWAY, LEAVE ME ALONE" routine..witch actually sent Voldemort to the ground! Justin Beiber won the match.
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INTERVIEWS:
Voldermort: *HISS* i dont know what hit me, the second he opened his mouth..i just couldnt take his high pitched, voice! I didnt even hit him in the groin!
Beiber: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOH DID U SEE THAT! I WONT! HEHEHEHE *giggle *giggle.
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Well that raps it up for todays match folks, the punches...the wales..the prissy feminine teenager, what a fight.
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